Top 10 places to work in India

1. State Bank Of India
2. Vijaya Bank (Bangalore)
3. Union Bank Of India
4. BSNL Customer Care Center
5. RTO
6. Tata Indicom BroadBand (Sales)
7. Reliance BroadBand (sales)
8. Hathway Broadband (sales)
9. Passport Office
10.Ration office (Ration = Place where you get subsidised rice, pulses, cereals, etc.)

I really envy anybody working in either of these places. You should really be lucky to work here, because, not all places pay you for not doing your work. Also, you need to be mentally and physically strong to do the same routine for 25 years (i.e. do nothing). If ever I am born again as a human in my next life, I pray to God, "Do not make me so incapable so as to join Google or Microsoft, place me in any one of above 9 organisations".