PhD in Slangology...the rediff way

Of all the things created by God, man is the most intelligent and beautiful creation. Of all the useful things created by man, rediff is the best place created to give relief to your frustration. I have been wondering for a long time now how a website could be so mind blowing (mind blasting for us Indians) with posting news and then the comments that follow. You don't need a punching bag or one of those "Punch your boss" flash games. You just need to open any post in rediff news section and post any crap you want, and no one cares. Infact, you will find followers to those comments, who are as less divine and sane as you are. Actually, that is one of the reasons for people to have so many followers in FB and Twitter (I never got the concept behind twitter...they say it is for micro blogging...How can someone ask another to STFU in as many words in Twitter....#user@STFU$GTFO...This looks like a whole new slang in itself).

But coming back to the main topic, I am a big fan of rediff comments section. That's because, this is the only place where we can learn a whole new world of slangs that I can never learn in any hindislangs.com, tamilslangs.com or any other slang advocation websites. And all it takes is to post one comment that is completely different from the topic posted...So if there is any news on CWG scams in the news, all you have to do is talk about Anjaana Anjaani and there you are...you have a fan following right there right then. BTW: If you are 21 years and below, stay away, just to ensure you are not learning anything against your "culture" (as if not saying Oh S*** is going to take you straight away to heaven, come on guys, grow up). Just to make sure the slang is not accidentally removed by the moderator, always remove spaces between your "bad" words and believe me, the moderator will not care to look at it. In fact, the half ass moderator might also think it is some C++ constructor definition and leave it be...(Put those parenthesis before and after and you are a Techie Slang Geek.

 I took the privilege of removing some words that might be "objectionable" to all you parents who think reading this will spoil the kids... all you suckers, why don't you go, get those internet blocking softwares to keep your brats away from reading about reality (net nanny, GetOutKids, etc..., and did you check your browser history 'cos you might be in for some rude shock?).